just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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