Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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