You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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