): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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