How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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