Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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