turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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