turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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