Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
