Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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