I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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