I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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