Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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