I'm really into asian looking animals
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I think I just sharted jello shots
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