it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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