you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
FUCK WHALES
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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