my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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