You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
