hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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