dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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