Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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