Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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