is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
