in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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