How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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