Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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