Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
false alarm, still single
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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