you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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