I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
They are going to name an STD after you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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