I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
