Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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