You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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