CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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