physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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