Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I puked a lego.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
