theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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