he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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