u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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