READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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