Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i black out too much to be "responsible"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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