I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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