if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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