# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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