Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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