put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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