Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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