I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
