did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You're like the curious george of whores
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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