I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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