this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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